dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
Headphones came off my phone same time as The Weeknd sang "Who's gonna fuck you like me?"...Everyone at work heard it.
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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