And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
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