i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
Randomize
