i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Hes a 32 yr old divorced sailor that calls me almost every night drunk begging me to call him big daddy. I think i might need to change my number.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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