I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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