She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
Shame - the story of my life.
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