I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
don't judge my taste in strippers
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
You should frame my arrest warrant.
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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