I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
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