They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
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