But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
Apparently he's never heard a queef, he totally thought I farted and got freaked out.
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
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