He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Woke up to a bouquet of flowers in my toilet bowl. Drunk hubby loves me.
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
nothing says "you're fucked" like watching a movie with the family and a handle of vodka comes crashing down from your hiding spot in the ceiling tiles.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
Where'd you go last night?
Don't EVER let me photobomb a group of lesbians again. They made me their "straight mascot" and I ended up singing Donna summer tunes for beers at their apartment complex.
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
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