I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
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