bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
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