Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
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