Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
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