i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
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