He disabled his match.com account in front of me
VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
Randomize
