i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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