Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
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