no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
There's a naked man in my car right now.
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
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