Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
The dude at Coffee Bean just handed me my tea latte and whispered, "pomegranate blueberry is such a sexy flavor". With a wink. I'm almost certain that there's an STD floating around in my drink.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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