At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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