Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
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