I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
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