We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
you know you're not getting laid when you start breaking awkward silences with quotes from Robot Chicken
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
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