Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
he thought i was a dude.
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
You tipped the Uber driver extra for taking your phone away while you were drunk texting
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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