I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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