I'm drive I can fine osifer
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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