one two three fourrrrnication!
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
I just found a 1/2 inch of mimosa in my shoe.
You should get more absorbent shoes.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
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