remember that night jesus turned water into wine? DRUNKER.
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
You hit on the cop telling him you were celebrating the anniversary of your 21st birthday and ur boob job... That's how he got ur #
ah tequila...
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
Randomize