How'd it feel making her break her religion?
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
i think im in europe. pls send help
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
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