i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
So squirting runs in the family.
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
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