Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
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