the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
I'm drunk and in a paddle boat and my friend won't quit yelling about pandas. Does this ever happen to you?
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