Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
Shame is for Republicans.
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