You're so nebulous sometimes
Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
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