Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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