I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
Omg you had literally better be on fire, drowning, and being crucified all at the same time to be calling me at 7:30 in the goddamn morning.
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
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