Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
Randomize
