AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
Considering the fact that you wouldn't give me my cat last night because he was "destined for broadway", yeah, I'm accusing you of stealing him
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
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