The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
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the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
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