Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
You insisted on squirting shots of captain morgan in your mouth with a turkey baster by like 930.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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