have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
On my way home i need to take a massive dump and couldn't wait.
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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