'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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