Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
Randomize
