Do you still have your period?
I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
tonights recap: old cokehead freind proposed in the middle of a country bar to his trash girlfriend, saw ex-fuck who now has star shaved into his head and another with his gf, and ex-bfs best friends crackin jokes about who would fuck me first. NEVER COMING HOME AGAIN
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
when i told him i was pregnant with his baby he texted me 'congradulations'
i pity the fetus.
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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