You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
She told me I should be a condom model.
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
I fucking love your mom. She's so drunk and fully functional. I aspire to be her one day.
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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