She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
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