But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
I'm sorry I never said I wasn't coming home last night. To my defense I did type and send a text, only I was too drunk to realize I sent it to the guy I was with instead of you.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
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