I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
i'm drinking out of my 'black like my president' mug
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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