so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
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