My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
I need moral support for this bender
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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