Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
So baked. Thought the twigs on the sidewalk were caterpillars with the ability to harden in self defense. Had to pick one up to be sure.
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
I think I should write my liver a thank you note. If it had my work ethic, I would be dead now.
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