like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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