I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
In what world does 'I'm awake' at 2:30 in the morning on a wednesday translate to 'let's fuck' in the span of one text? Where has the romance gone?
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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