4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
I need a burrito and a hug.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
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